Lady Gaga vs. Emegagu

Emegagu is the Sumerian word for “wet nurse.” It translates as “female with milk,” but it sounds like the name of a clever performer who figured out that “gaga” is a very old word meaning “agog.” “Gaga” is the infantile state that people get into when they are starving and see large breasts. These days one doesn’t need to be starving. That’s evolution for you. We like big breasts because they suggested capacity at a time when humans were hungry.